"I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it."

I wish so badly that I’ll have the pleasure of being around these beautiful creatures again.
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nobel peace prize is a joke anyway
‘a slide show’
mmkay, want some fries to go with that salt
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“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”
- Henry Rollins
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Leftover Cats Stay Fresh With or Without Cover
According to an article in Martha Stewart Living, leftover cats stored in an uncovered bowl remained just as fresh as those in sealed containers.
“It turns out you don’t need Tupperware to keep cats from going stale,” writes food critic Amanda Mozer. “Just leave them anywhere around the house for maximum freshness.”
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I’m the total coolest.
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A good day.
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